"It's like attacking the Pyramids for not having perfectly straight sides, while ignoring the monumental achievement that is the sheer fact they exist."
"Are Thelma and Louise seizing their own destiny, or are they being punished... for defying traditional feminine archetypes? Like the car, the answer is up in the air."
"This isn't horror movie fear. This is something primeval, in the blood and the bones. The kind of fear you imagine cavemen had. This is naked, stupid terror."
"Becoming an angry internet reviewer was our version of running away and joining the circus."
"I worry I'm something like human play-dough."